Serious Doubt:-? ..

Serious Doubt:-?
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If A Poison Has A Expired Date..
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Then,
Its Less  poisonous Or More Poisonous..??!?? :D :

Boy-I luv u

Boy-I luv u
Girl-Bt i luv sm1 else
Boy -Ok no prblm,ur happiness is more imp 4 me dan my luv.
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Moral- pani paaliyaalum dialoge nammal polikkanam.

The most wonderful news in school life

The most wonderful news in school life
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Teacher Is Absent

"Why is Facebook such a hit?

"Why is Facebook such a hit?

= It works on d principle dat
"People r more interested in others lyf den their own! =)

"A Real Fact" (:

Engg. colge life aage maari poyi...

Engg. colge life aage maari poyi..
Suply adikan malsarikuna EC kar.! Shock adichalum thalayil bulb kathatha EEE kar! Output kitaatha programum ayi CS kar.! Vellam ellatha puzhaku meethe paalam paniyunna CIVIL kar! Oil theerna enginile piston pole MECHANICAL kar.! Thurumbicha instrumentsum ayi AEI kar! Chatha cpu pole kure IT kar!
Ithellaam arinjittum puthiyathayi cheraan varunna mandanmar..!

Oraalk puzhayil ninnu kure meen kity

Oraalk puzhayil ninnu kure meen kitti...
Pakshe ayalude bhaaryak athu paakam cheyyan kazhinjilla... Kaaranam
current illa,
gas illa, mannennayilla..
Ayaal meenukale puzhayil thanne kondu vittu... Athil oru meen urakke vilichu paranju...
"UMMAN CHANDI zindabad"

I am from CBI Thankalude mobile onnu search cheyanam

I am from CBI
Thankalude mobile onnu search cheyanam

pls open the
phone Book

My God!
Thankal 'PRAJOSH MUTHU' Nde friend aano?

Sorry Budhimutichathil Kshemikanam

Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERs.!

Fathr: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERs.!
Man: 4th?
Fathr: Useles.. dnt study,bcame a Barber
Man: throw hm out..
Fathr: I cnt, bcz he's d Only 1 who has a Job..: 

Breaking News on Pak TV:

Breaking News on Pak TV:
Presence of water, whales & sharks found on moon by Pak satellite.
News on BBC:
Satellite launched by Pakistan found in Arabian Sea!:-

Serious Doubt:

Serious Doubt:-?
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If A Poison Has A Expired Date..
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Then,
Its Less  poisonous Or More Poisonous..??!?? :D :

OTTA VETTINU RANDU MURI...

Ramu oru maram vettukaranayirunnu avanu swanthakaro veedo onnumillayirunnu. Oru divasam avan maram vettan kattileku poyi. Appozhanu oru pazhaya maram avante kannilpettathu . Avan randum kalpichu vetty. 'OTTA VETTINU RANDU MURI'. Oru muriyil avan thamasam thudangi. Matte muri Rentinu kodukkunnundu\, veno?

YOGA Effect:

YOGA Effect:

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A boy was having d habit of smoking cigars,

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His parents sent him 2 Yoga classes 4 treatment

=0A=0A=0A

Now he can smoke wit his legs also...

Register Marriage...

Nale ente register marriage anu KANNUR Reg. Office at 10am Ellaam pettennu aayirunnu. Vilikkan kazhiyathathu kondanu msg ayakkunnathu.Veetil parayanam
Nee enthayalum varanam.Gift onnum konduvaranda.


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Pattumenkil oru pennine sangadippichu thannal mathi.

Sweet & Small

Short but very Sweet:
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"Jeeraka mittai"...!!!

Once Upon a Time, There Is a Rat

Once Upon a Time, There Is a Rat

.b..' ?.. @. !.b.eh ea.!eb ..- - ., ..th jgtgmd.? . .uln .in mi, xt..



Sorry
Rat Made D Msg Like This...

Manjil viriyunna Pookalekaalum..

Manjil viriyunna Pookalekaalum
Maanathu kanunna Nakshathrangalekkalum
Manasil kaanunna Swapnathekaalum valuthaanu,
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Saambarile kumbalanga.

Naale ente register marriage anu KANNUR Reg. Office at 10am Ellaam pettennu aayirunnu. vilikkan kazhiyathathu kondanu msg ayakkunnathu.veetil parayanam
Nee enthayalum varanam.Gift onnum konduvaranda.


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Pattumenkil oru pennine sangadippichu thannal mathi.

This is a very
dangerous msg
So,pls dont allow
children,old people,
heart patients,
pregnant ladies
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"U R BEAUTIFUL"...

History teacher: Tell in detail about Jalian Wala Bagh..

Tintu: Sorry teacher,I use Scooby day bag,I think it is better than Jaliyan Wala bag...:-D

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