Mullaperiyar, the oldest gravity dam built in 1896 is...

Mullaperiyar, d oldst gravty dam built in 1896 is stil runing evn aftr its expry date  50 yrs, means 63 xtra yrs. Now d dam is on d verge of Xplosn. If tht hapns it wl b d bigst tragdy in the WORLD histry, 45 lakh ppl in Middle Keral vl flow dwn 2 Arabian sea. Since our leadrs r not aware of dis danger, Lets ready 2 face dis WATER BOMB vch vl finish God's Own country 4 ever.

CHAKDE INDIA...

CHAKDE INDIA. GO FOR IT INDIA.
Its the win of truth... Its the win of the GOD OF CRICKET. Its of win of INDIAN people. Its the win of a brilliant and brave cool captain M.S.DHONI. Beware of this reloaded "BLEED BLUE"...

Political Sms

"Offerukal thedi pokunna sindhu joyimarkum abdullakuttimarkum thirichariyanakathathanu communism.

Parlimentary vyamohikalku jeernicha congressinta adukalayil abhyam..."

A beautiful story:
Oru nattil oru baryayum barthavum Sandoshathode
jeevichirunnu..

Pradeekshikathe,oru divasam baryaku mararogam pidipettu.

Barya thante barthavinodu matoru vivaham kazhikkan paranju.

But barthavu adinu visammadichu.

barya veendum nirbandichu,

Koode oru kathum koduthitu paranju: "Ningal ini kettan pokunna penkuttiku ee kathu kodukanam, Pakshe adu ningal vayikkarudu".

Barya marichu.

Pinneed thante barya paranja pole matoru kalyanam kazhikan ayal teerumanichu.

Ayal penu kanan poi.

Tante barya thanna kathinte copy kaivasham vechu. original aa kutiku kodutu.

Aval athu vaycha udane avalude etane vilichu.

Etan ayale thalli avashanaki.

Ayal hospitalil ninnu vanna udane aa kathilenthanenu ariyan agrahichu.

Ayal oru malamukali poyi katheduthu.

Thante baryayodu mappu chodichu kondu kathu thurannu.

Pettanu avide


(CLIMAX.)

oru

kaattath kath paranu poy..!
(Ithano nirbagyam?)

Q-What teacherz shud learn frm us?
A-7 great qualitez-:
1-CONSISTENCY- once a zero, alwayz a zero!
2-VOICE MODULATION-Attendance in 5 different voices!
3-PRESENTATION SKILL-Presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different Questions!
4-ART- designing Classroom Tables!
5-STAMINA- Tolerate tchrs 4 1
hour lectures!
6-PERIPHERAL VISION-Checking out a girl/guy sitting behind..
7-HUMANITY- Failing & giving others a chance 2 Top..!
STuDNTz R Gr8...