Comedy(malayalam)

Sardar:Conductor bell adikkoo,enikk ivide iranganam.
Conductor:Stop illa.Bell adichal driver cheetha parayum.
Sardar:Oru kunhu bell adi,driver kekanda...

comedy

A man jumped in water & didn’t return.
After that another man jumped & he was also not seen.
A sardar watching all this concluded that…, 
‘HUMAN BEINGS ARE SOLUBLE IN WATER’

comedy

Soldier:”sir, we are urrounded byenimies on all sides”

Major sardar: ”Excellent! We can attack in any direction!!”